the “I am not Doing Wudhu”- wudhu

You enter the washroom, and decide just because you are doing wudhu, you don’t need to sound the “terrorist” alarm all over this washroom, so you will do this wudhu discretely. Your plan of action is what they teach in ninja school, every time some body’s not looking, you will wash one part of your body! The only problem is, you arrived at the lunch hour rush and the washroom is filled with old hillbilly’s. you start washing you nose, and the guy waiting outside the stall looks at you puzzled, you are thinking, “He’s probably thinking what kind of freak water thing am I doing here” when all he really is thinking is “Why is this freak staring at me like that while I am waiting to the bathroom!” anyways you do the easy parts, like your face, arms, etc… until it comes to the hardest part of it all… your feet. And for a slight second you realize that no one is looking at you and you quickly jam your hairy feet into the washroom sink. You are done with the first foot and are half done the second, when you feel a tap on your back… “Um.. what are you doing sir?”, says the manager of the restaurant… what do you do?
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