Admittance- the boring way of life

You blurt out that you were making wudhu, and how you are really sorry for the mess you caused. The manager looks puzzled, and it takes you the next 25 minutes explaining how wudhu has no connection with “voodoo dolls” and you’re not putting pins up a doll. The manager sounds relieved to hear that, and is happy to hand you a mop to clean the water you dropped on the floor. You start mopping and the manager walks out slyly saying, “Don’t forget the barf in stall 2!” See what happens when you become boring with your life?!