Liar Liar, Pants on fire!

Ofcourse you chose the option to lie, you self conscious, insecure Muslim you!  First you don’t have the guts to do wudhu, and now you end up lying! either way, liars never prosper…

So you decide to lie… But turns out that you are a horrible liar. And in the split second the only excuse that slipped out of your mouth for sticking your stinky feet into the sink was, “I have deadly fungi on my feet, if I do not hydrate it every few hours, I can lose my foot!” The manager indicates with the hand for you to pause and returns with a mask and gloves and boldly announces, “Dear customers, we are sorry to announce that we have a contagious disease spreading in this washroom, and all the people inside this room must be quarantined immediately. Help is on the way!” You stare at the manager puzzled, hoping it’s some kind of game show but it isn’t! Every body in the washroom is now cowering away into the different corners of the room and staring at you like you are going to explode any second… one person is even sniffing people’s feet to see who got it! You spend the next 3 days, where men in lab coats ran you through experiments like a rat! See what happens when you lie?!

P.S. you are the new model for “Fungi go ByeBye” peachy foot cream!