Mama didn;t raise no fools

The arab person is looking straight at you now and extends a hearty “Assalamualikum”, but you are now thinking, that a public washroom in a hippy neighborhood is not a place where you like to meet old strangers so you try to walk past… But the arab will not you go… This person pulls out a walking stick and is holding it in the air, something about replying to Salams and how your mother must not have raised you right. This person even takes you outside and tells your mother about how you have no manners, and your mother is now just lowering her eyes in shame. “Afshoosalama bainakum” dude! (spread salam amongst your selves!)